01.Sep.2009 At Least won’t be a shortage of “talent” in the future of stripping…

     Not when you get your daughter her very own Pole Dance Doll.  The box advertises “Style, Interesting, Music, Flash, Up and Down, and Go Round and Round”, and we love it.

     In these dwindling economic times, you can provide your little girl with the skills to pay the bills.  I mean honestly, are you going to pay for her college tuition when she can pay for it herself with a small investment in some glitter body lotion and a g-string?  We think not.

      We give it a 5 out of 5 on the aluminum ghetto gift rating system.

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