25.Sep.2009 Blue hair vs. douche in Mercedes. Our money is on the blue hair.

     What do you do when you come to a crosswalk and a little, old lady is asleep and in your way?  You:

A.  Run her over.

B.  Get out, politely wake her up, and help her cross the street.

C.  Honk the horn multiple times until she gets the idea.

     Well, the douche in the Mercedes picked C, and this is what he gets for it.  You should have picked one of the other choices, dude.  Hope your insurance covers acts of stupidity.  We know ours doesn’t.

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