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Blue hair vs. douche in Mercedes. Our money is on the blue hair.

     What do you do when you come to a crosswalk and a little, old lady is asleep and in your way?  You: A.  Run her over. B.  Get out, politely wake her up, and help her cross the street. C.  Honk the horn multiple times until she gets the idea.      Well, the douche [...]

Want to fix the dents on your pimped out 92 Ford Fiesta? Fo sho.

Alright, here’s the catch.  This little trick doesn’t work on more expensive cars that use thicker sheet metal… so you ballers with dented up benzos or beamers are out of luck.  It obviously won’t work on plastic or fiberglass bodies either… sorry Saturn owners, that’s twice you’ve gotten screwed now by owning a Saturn.  But [...]