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Slovakian Scientist Succeeds in splicing Animal DNA, creating Cutest pet ever.

     Slovakian geneticist Viktor Stanislav successfully succeeded in creating a successful cross between two animal species yesterday.  By mixing embryotic stem cells from Felis catus and Agalychnis calidryas, Stanislav has created the first designer interspecies pet, which he calls mokrá mačička žaba, or “wet kitty frog”. Regardless of whether we can pronounce that or not, [...]

Look at the funny little French guy. Awe, isn’t he cute?

We never really liked the French.  It’s almost like they try to act stuck up and snooty to the rest of the world.  About the only things we enjoy out of France is their porn and their food… both superb.  But in a country of overly secure egotists, there is one insecure Frenchman- the country’s [...]

Ikea bests malls and clubs as #1 hang out for Chinese hipsters.

      A recent article in the LA Times caught our eye online the other day that claims that the Ikea store in Beijing, China is one of the top hangouts for Chinese hipsters, and families alike.  Locals consider it the best place to grab a bite to eat, kick up your feet and read a [...]

I guess Hooters girls aren’t big Star Wars fans.

     Ok so here’s a news article from some news paper or something (we’re too lazy to track it down) where this Hooters waitress gets tricked so good.  Honestly, we can’t decide what the funniest part about this story is.  It’s either that this chick was stupid enough to think that being the top performer [...]