Look at the funny little French guy. Awe, isn’t he cute?
We never really liked the French. It’s almost like they try to act stuck up and snooty to the rest of the world. About the only things we enjoy out of France is their porn and their food… both superb. But in a country of overly secure egotists, there is one insecure Frenchman- the country’s [...]
Life is all good in the aluminum ghetto. Ghetto Roll Call, vol. 1
The term “trailer park trash” isn’t just limited to the garbage that’s put out in mobile home communities every week. No, it’s something more then that. For some, it’s a way to classify the less intelligent, skeezier, dirtier segment of the general population that we tend to look down at. For some, it’s the [...]
Is that Lando Calrissian? No, but I’ll have a Colt 45 anyway, thanks.
It’s funny when you find predictions to what the future will be like in old magazines and newspapers. Popular Science is a good example. The thought that human-like robots and flying cars would be an everyday occurrence by the year 2000 was a popular assumption. But things happen that change the path of the [...]
Two birds, one stone. Swayze and West in the news.
We found this picture this morning while reading people’s comments on Facebook (thanks Ed). Yesterday was a news reporter’s dream come true. First, Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs left everyone fuming over what he did to Taylor Swift. Then, the sad news that Patrick Swayze’s pancreas finally exploded, and he was dead. [...]
Police your damn children. Prime examples of bad parenting, part one.
Think you’re the only person who hates uncontrolled kids? Well, we do too. Damn grubby, snot-nosed little kids these days have no respect for anything. They always seem to be mouthing off and crying about wanting this or needing that. They’re always saying, “I want to take a shower, mommy!” or “I haven’t eaten [...]
Ikea bests malls and clubs as #1 hang out for Chinese hipsters.
A recent article in the LA Times caught our eye online the other day that claims that the Ikea store in Beijing, China is one of the top hangouts for Chinese hipsters, and families alike. Locals consider it the best place to grab a bite to eat, kick up your feet and read a [...]
