Why are foreign commercials so much better then ours?
It’s a shame really. With all the money that goes into TV advertising in the US, you would think that we would at least have some decent commercials. Instead we have crappy infomercials with some cracked out, hooker beating moron trying sell us a sham wow. Or a slap chop. Or something else that [...]
Now welcome the dreary Lady Gag Gag. Before the fame and VMAs.
Yes, she’s weird. Yes, she’s crazy. Yes, she confuses the crap out of us with her stage antics. One thing is for sure though, she’s making a hell of a lot of money. But Lady Gaga hasn’t always been the pop idol she’s portrayed herself to be. In fact there was a time, not so [...]
Blue hair vs. douche in Mercedes. Our money is on the blue hair.
What do you do when you come to a crosswalk and a little, old lady is asleep and in your way? You: A. Run her over. B. Get out, politely wake her up, and help her cross the street. C. Honk the horn multiple times until she gets the idea. Well, the douche [...]
Is urban contagious? Someone call the CDC!
Oh how we wish television was the way it used to be. TV shows used to be funny without even trying. They were based around a solid idea that really worked. That’s why they lasted so long, and that’s why everybody watched them. Sure, there were only 4 channels, and when the president was on [...]
Rocket science is when, um… can I get a do over?
Judge Judy scares the crap out of us. There, we said it. Honestly, her old wrinkly Skeletor appearance kind of creeps us out. Not to mention the fact that she’s meaner then baboon with a stick up its ass. However, her court cases are at least entertaining. Take this one for instance. It’s a [...]
West’s outburst inevitably makes history. For 15 minutes at least.
It was only a matter of time. Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs has started making it’s way into mashups all over the net. We found this one earlier this week that provided a few laughs all around. But now YouTube users are creating their own as well. This particular video even got [...]
