Cows go mad, again.
Central CA. – Apparently cows just aren’t happy… again. A single instance of Mad Cow Disease has been found in a dairy cow in central California. We thought happy cows come from California. You get free healthcare and meals. You get to play outside all day and have crazy cow orgies with bulls and [...]
Oh, you said buffett tax.
In a Senate vote yesterday, Democrats fell 9 votes short in a proposal to introduce a thirty percent tax on buffet restaurants. We we’re pleased to hear that our beloved Super King #6 Dragon Fun Time Chinese buffet down the street isn’t going to fall victim to yet another attempt by “the man” to [...]
Don’t you try to distract me, Youtube. I’m on to you, damn it.
We’ve been trying to follow the Occupy (insert location here) movement that has been going on around the country. The key word in that sentence is trying. It seems online media has gone to extreme measures to derail focus from evidentiary videos in favor of the protesters’ rights. Case in point. Why must Youtube tempt [...]
Where the hell have we been?
OK, OK, OK… we know. We’ve been busy, and in turn, we’ve been neglecting you all for way too long. We’ve gotten a bunch of complaints. We’ve gotten weird phones calls in the middle of the night with stalker-esque, heaving breathing on the other end. Well that wasn’t so bad, but they never called us [...]
Two birds, one stone. Swayze and West in the news.
We found this picture this morning while reading people’s comments on Facebook (thanks Ed). Yesterday was a news reporter’s dream come true. First, Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs left everyone fuming over what he did to Taylor Swift. Then, the sad news that Patrick Swayze’s pancreas finally exploded, and he was dead. [...]
