Dallas Cowboys IT staff go 0-1 this season. Good job, morons.
Why are people completely senseless when it comes to using a computer? Now, we’re not talking about the elderly. We all know they’re not good at anything… well, except for driving slow and smelling funny. But kids, teens and young to middle aged adults should all know how to use one. This is [...]
Is urban contagious? Someone call the CDC!
Oh how we wish television was the way it used to be. TV shows used to be funny without even trying. They were based around a solid idea that really worked. That’s why they lasted so long, and that’s why everybody watched them. Sure, there were only 4 channels, and when the president was on [...]
Rocket science is when, um… can I get a do over?
Judge Judy scares the crap out of us. There, we said it. Honestly, her old wrinkly Skeletor appearance kind of creeps us out. Not to mention the fact that she’s meaner then baboon with a stick up its ass. However, her court cases are at least entertaining. Take this one for instance. It’s a [...]
Police your damn children. Prime examples of bad parenting, part one.
Think you’re the only person who hates uncontrolled kids? Well, we do too. Damn grubby, snot-nosed little kids these days have no respect for anything. They always seem to be mouthing off and crying about wanting this or needing that. They’re always saying, “I want to take a shower, mommy!” or “I haven’t eaten [...]
Sometimes you just want to drink a few dozen beers at work.
“No John, it looks totally straight. Lets go chug some more brewskies before the boss gets back.” We wish more people were like the this person. They decided when they woke up that today was a good day to get plastered at work. Subsequently, it was also a good day to lose their [...]
I guess Hooters girls aren’t big Star Wars fans.
Ok so here’s a news article from some news paper or something (we’re too lazy to track it down) where this Hooters waitress gets tricked so good. Honestly, we can’t decide what the funniest part about this story is. It’s either that this chick was stupid enough to think that being the top performer [...]
