Don’t you try to distract me, Youtube. I’m on to you, damn it.
We’ve been trying to follow the Occupy (insert location here) movement that has been going on around the country. The key word in that sentence is trying. It seems online media has gone to extreme measures to derail focus from evidentiary videos in favor of the protesters’ rights. Case in point. Why must Youtube tempt [...]
Why are foreign commercials so much better then ours?
It’s a shame really. With all the money that goes into TV advertising in the US, you would think that we would at least have some decent commercials. Instead we have crappy infomercials with some cracked out, hooker beating moron trying sell us a sham wow. Or a slap chop. Or something else that [...]
Now welcome the dreary Lady Gag Gag. Before the fame and VMAs.
Yes, she’s weird. Yes, she’s crazy. Yes, she confuses the crap out of us with her stage antics. One thing is for sure though, she’s making a hell of a lot of money. But Lady Gaga hasn’t always been the pop idol she’s portrayed herself to be. In fact there was a time, not so [...]
Blue hair vs. douche in Mercedes. Our money is on the blue hair.
What do you do when you come to a crosswalk and a little, old lady is asleep and in your way? You: A. Run her over. B. Get out, politely wake her up, and help her cross the street. C. Honk the horn multiple times until she gets the idea. Well, the douche [...]
Rocket science is when, um… can I get a do over?
Judge Judy scares the crap out of us. There, we said it. Honestly, her old wrinkly Skeletor appearance kind of creeps us out. Not to mention the fact that she’s meaner then baboon with a stick up its ass. However, her court cases are at least entertaining. Take this one for instance. It’s a [...]
Sen. Al Franken found to be a cyborg. Not Really, but WTF?
OK. So we’ve seen people with photographic memory. We’ve seen people that can draw. We’ve even seen a guy get gonorrhea from a dirty mattress once… but that’s a whole other story altogether. But this is crazy. During an appearance on Minnesota Public Radio’s Midday at the Minnesota State Fair, Senator Al Franken drew [...]
