08.Sep.2009 Get back to work ya damn slackers. Party time is over damn it.

     We at NukeYourBrain.Com hope that your Labor Day weekend was all that you hoped it would be, but we would like to remind you to get your lazy hung-over ass back to work, you damn slackers.  The party’s over damn it.

     So when you get all hussy’d up in your skimpy work clothes that were meant for clubbing, and you go to sell fake hair extensions or body lotion from a kiosk in the mall (do I look like I want to a sample of your smelly lotion?), just remember… even though you may hate your job, there is always some poor shmuck out there that has it worse than you.  14.9 million Americans are without work right now.  Some people would give up everything to be able to bring home a paycheck right now.  Don’t take your job for granted.  Most people that do have work don’t have it easy, either.  There are people that clean shitty toilets for a living.  People that have to wipe old people’s asses all day in a nursing home.  There are even people that have to work with annoying people like you.  So when you go to work today, remember that your lazy ass had enough time off already, and that your lucky you got the extra day yesterday to have fun.  Now get back to work.