13.Aug.2009 Korean midget donkey shows are not a pretty sight.
Just a heads up for those of you(all two of you) who are following the re-launch of NukeYourBrain.Com. We will be premiering a new web comic developed by the Kuma Brothers by the end of this month.
It will be a comical satire of the two men’s experiences in the auto sales industry and daily lives. Early work is being done on character design and dialogue has already been discussed. All that is needed now is final layout and production.
The Kuma Brothers are Juanito Alimaña, the graphic mastermind behind the project, and his silent partner, a man only know by the nickname ‘El Gringo’. The two men met and instantly bonded while working together as car salesmen in Fresno, California in the summer of 2004.
When asked to comment on the progress of their production schedule, Juanito Alimaña replied,”Bitch… I’m a grown ass man, dawg. How many sick days I got left in this mother fucker?” Providing little explanation to what he meant, we sought out his elusive counterpart. After many days of phone calls and dead end leads we were able to track down ‘The Gringo’ in a seedy Mexican dive bar in Reedley, California. Locals say it is known be be frequented by Korean midget escorts and black market donkey dealers. Much to our dismay, both were there when we arrived. Using a employee picture provided by the dealership the two men worked at, we were able to pick out our man. When questioned about the team’s ability to make a final product by the end of the month ‘The Gringo’ drunkenly stated, “Biiiiiitttttccccchhhhh… mime a gwown ash man, dwog…..” and then passed out face first into a plate of chile verde. We decided to leave at that point.
Contractually, the Kuma Brothers are obligated to bring you a comic by the end of the month. Our lawyers drew up a mighty fine document with plenty of hidden clauses and fine print. Essentially if they don’t produce a comic by the end of the month, the terms of the document state Vinny ‘The Club’ Valducci gets to ensure they aren’t able to produce children anymore. As the days of August progress, we ready ourselves for what is sure to be some ball-splitting humor… with or without the comic.
