22.Sep.2009 Look at the funny little French guy. Awe, isn’t he cute?
We never really liked the French. It’s almost like they try to act stuck up and snooty to the rest of the world. About the only things we enjoy out of France is their porn and their food… both superb. But in a country of overly secure egotists, there is one insecure Frenchman- the country’s president, Nicolas Sarkozy.
At a mere 5’5″, Sarkozy is a modern day Napoleon. Seen in the picture on the left, Sarkozy takes his usual stance when posing for pictures. Honestly, dude… your the president of one of the top countries in the world and your 13 year younger supermodel wife is hot, do you really need to worry about your height? We guess so, because during a speech given in a Normandy factory on the 65th anniversary of D-Day, Sarkozy stood on a platform bhind the podium to hide his short stature. Obsess about your height much, dude?
Thank god for Barack. Whether we like Obama or not, we can say this about him… he’s a whole hell of a lot taller then Sarkozy. We calculated the odds of Obama winning in a MMA match against the Frenchman, and his reach alone puts him over the top. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you cocky French bastards.
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