04.Sep.2009 Sometimes you just want to drink a few dozen beers at work.

     “No John, it looks totally straight.  Lets go chug some more brewskies before the boss gets back.”

     We wish more people were like the this person.  They decided when they woke up that today was a good day to get plastered at work.  Subsequently, it was also a good day to lose their cushy government job with the department of transportation.  What a retard.

     Which reminds us… we would also like propose the alternate title : “Why equal opportunity employment isn’t always a good idea.”  Seriously… sometimes it’s just plain stupid.

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