Oh how we wish television was the way it used to be. TV shows used to be funny without even trying. They were based around a solid idea that really worked. That’s why they lasted so long, and that’s why everybody watched them. Sure, there were only 4 channels, and when the president was on you were screwed. But still, it’s called classic TV because it was classic.
Take this golden moment in TV history. This is a clip from the Newlywed Game where a contestant doesn’t exactly have the IQ to answer a question. We love how the host just totally makes fun of this chick, and she’s too dumb to realize it. We just hope the husband is the brains of the operation.
How can someone seek true enlightenment in these times with all that is going on in the world? Buddhists everywhere are asking that same question. But one farmer in the Hebei province, in northern China, thinks that she can achieve enlightenment through the cultivation of the Buddha himself. Well, not the Buddha, but these shaped pears resembling the iconic figure. To produce the pears, the fruit is placed in a mold that is put on the final weeks of growth. With a price tag of 50 yuan, or about $7.30, 
we’re not sure what her true intentions were.
Hell, at $7 for a single piece of fruit, we were thinking of trying this in the US. Only we need to come up with something that would work here. Maybe Hannah Montana shaped apples. Our researchers are looking into it right now. We’ll keep you informed on what they say.
Damn that sneaky rabbit. Just when it seams Turtle can talk some sense into him, that damn Rabbit tries something else.
If you missed the first two Turtle and Rabbit comic strips, you can check them out here and here.
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Judge Judy scares the crap out of us. There, we said it. Honestly, her old wrinkly Skeletor appearance kind of creeps us out. Not to mention the fact that she’s meaner then baboon with a stick up its ass. However, her court cases are at least entertaining. Take this one for instance. It’s a dispute between two chicks over who should pay for a damaged IPhone. The case sucks until this chick decides to answer the judge’s last question.
If there’s one thing we know, it’s that Judge Judy hates stupid people. Guess it’s the wrong day to live up to the stereotype. Huh, blondie?
The term “trailer park trash” isn’t just limited to the garbage that’s put out in mobile home communities every week. No, it’s something more then that. For some, it’s a way to classify the less intelligent, skeezier, dirtier segment of the general population that we tend to look down at. For some, it’s the only reason Jerry Springer was so successful all those years (we think it was the midgets fighting over a 300lb women who turned out to be a man, and was sleeping with her dad). For others, it’s a way of life. The first volume of Ghetto Roll Call is for those people… because, sometimes, life is all good in the aluminum ghetto.
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It was only a matter of time. Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs has started making it’s way into mashups all over the net. We found this one earlier this week that provided a few laughs all around. But now YouTube users are creating their own as well. This particular video even got its own 15 minutes of fame on the O’Reilly Factor, and even in an article in the New York Times. If only we thought of this first, damn it. Well either way, we can’t wait for more spoofs of West’s outburst.
For those that don’t remember the Hurricane Katrina telethon incident, check it out here. Sorry Kanye, your music is alright, but you’re an asshole. Learn to keep your opinions to yourself, homie. At least in public.
