OK. So we’ve seen people with photographic memory. We’ve seen people that can draw. We’ve even seen a guy get gonorrhea from a dirty mattress once… but that’s a whole other story altogether. But this is crazy. During an appearance on Minnesota Public Radio’s Midday at the Minnesota State Fair, Senator Al Franken drew a map of all 50 states from memory. He has done this before, which makes us wonder if he’s really human. If robots become self-aware and destroy us, and Franken becomes ruler of the world, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
You can check out the other two videos we found of Franken drawing the US below.
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In this week’s installment of “I Want My Stuff For Free!”, we are bringing you one of our favorite new online services.
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A recent article in the LA Times caught our eye online the other day that claims that the Ikea store in Beijing, China is one of the top hangouts for Chinese hipsters, and families alike. Locals consider it the best place to grab a bite to eat, kick up your feet and read a book, or take a nap. In fact, people even curl up under the blankets and sleep for hours on end. Supposedly, it is also one of the only major commercial stores in China where you can take a picture inside without getting bullied by the security guards. We’re not quite sure why you would want to take pictures inside of Ikea, but hey… whatever floats your boat. We’ve added the rest of the pictures below…
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We found the story behind this video on Wired.Co.Uk. A musician named Jarbas Agnelli created this clip, and frankly we love it. It’s amazing how there is art in everything, whether it be in the form of music, print or performance. We’re a little out of our element here, but we would just like to state that this is simply beautiful. We know you expected something witty and sarcastic, but we do have a heart, too. Albeit, instead of blood, ours just pumps piss and vinegar, but it’s a trade off we’re willing to live with.
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We’re not exactly sure if this is even legal. A tad more skin, and posting this would probably make us sexual deviants. But leave it up to mall photo studios to let five underage crazy-azies (crazy Asians for those of you not in the know) come in and star in their very own male on male, female on female, and female on pillar orgy photo shoot.
We personally would have picked the Roman ruins backdrop, but the butterflies and flowers really bring out the color in their eyes.
PS… Can we get four 8x10s and 12 wallet sized, please?
We at NukeYourBrain.Com hope that your Labor Day weekend was all that you hoped it would be, but we would like to remind you to get your lazy hung-over ass back to work, you damn slackers. The party’s over damn it.
So when you get all hussy’d up in your skimpy work clothes that were meant for clubbing, and you go to sell fake hair extensions or body lotion from a kiosk in the mall (do I look like I want to a sample of your smelly lotion?), just remember… even though you may hate your job, there is always some poor shmuck out there that has it worse than you. 14.9 million Americans are without work right now. Some people would give up everything to be able to bring home a paycheck right now. Don’t take your job for granted. Most people that do have work don’t have it easy, either. There are people that clean shitty toilets for a living. People that have to wipe old people’s asses all day in a nursing home. There are even people that have to work with annoying people like you. So when you go to work today, remember that your lazy ass had enough time off already, and that your lucky you got the extra day yesterday to have fun. Now get back to work.
