We found the story behind this video on Wired.Co.Uk. A musician named Jarbas Agnelli created this clip, and frankly we love it. It’s amazing how there is art in everything, whether it be in the form of music, print or performance. We’re a little out of our element here, but we would just like to state that this is simply beautiful. We know you expected something witty and sarcastic, but we do have a heart, too. Albeit, instead of blood, ours just pumps piss and vinegar, but it’s a trade off we’re willing to live with.
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We’re not exactly sure if this is even legal. A tad more skin, and posting this would probably make us sexual deviants. But leave it up to mall photo studios to let five underage crazy-azies (crazy Asians for those of you not in the know) come in and star in their very own male on male, female on female, and female on pillar orgy photo shoot.
We personally would have picked the Roman ruins backdrop, but the butterflies and flowers really bring out the color in their eyes.
PS… Can we get four 8x10s and 12 wallet sized, please?
We at NukeYourBrain.Com hope that your Labor Day weekend was all that you hoped it would be, but we would like to remind you to get your lazy hung-over ass back to work, you damn slackers. The party’s over damn it.
So when you get all hussy’d up in your skimpy work clothes that were meant for clubbing, and you go to sell fake hair extensions or body lotion from a kiosk in the mall (do I look like I want to a sample of your smelly lotion?), just remember… even though you may hate your job, there is always some poor shmuck out there that has it worse than you. 14.9 million Americans are without work right now. Some people would give up everything to be able to bring home a paycheck right now. Don’t take your job for granted. Most people that do have work don’t have it easy, either. There are people that clean shitty toilets for a living. People that have to wipe old people’s asses all day in a nursing home. There are even people that have to work with annoying people like you. So when you go to work today, remember that your lazy ass had enough time off already, and that your lucky you got the extra day yesterday to have fun. Now get back to work.
“No John, it looks totally straight. Lets go chug some more brewskies before the boss gets back.”
We wish more people were like the this person. They decided when they woke up that today was a good day to get plastered at work. Subsequently, it was also a good day to lose their cushy government job with the department of transportation. What a retard.
Which reminds us… we would also like propose the alternate title : “Why equal opportunity employment isn’t always a good idea.” Seriously… sometimes it’s just plain stupid.
Ok so here’s a news article from some news paper or something (we’re too lazy to track it down) where this Hooters waitress gets tricked so good. Honestly, we can’t decide what the funniest part about this story is. It’s either that this chick was stupid enough to think that being the top performer in a beer selling contest would win her a new Toyota, or the fact that this less than appealing b-cup Femi-Nazi looking chick works at a Hooters in Panama City, Florida. For those of you who don’t know about Panama City, it was the first site for MTV’s spring break event and a annual mecca for spring break goers worldwide. Either Hooters has lowered it’s “standards”, or we have raised ours.
Honestly though lady, the toy Yoda is pretty dope. Now cheer up beer wench, and bring me my damn hot wings.
So there’s a lot of information piracy on the internet these days. Torrents, warez sites, P2P networks… where does it all end? Well not here, folks. We have a little trick we’d like to share with you to save you some cash online.
Want that game download, but don’t want to fork out the dinero for it? Want to get that EBook on how to make six figures a month without opening your wallet? Don’t worry. We got your back in the first weekly installment of “I Want My Stuff For Free!”
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